A Proposal for a Relative in Denial

Jimmy,

This is like a haiku.

Your life is becoming a Japanese poem.

How is my effort to wean you off dog progressing?


You clearly want to do what I have done. There is nothing wrong with this. Just come to Benin and I will take you to see the wonderful village of Tapoga, where minds are opened every Friday in the far back corner of the market. I'll even arrange for there to be no paws on display.