In That Case, You CAN Have My Number

Conversation between me and a student (in English):

Student: Can I have your phone number?
Me: No, I don’t give it to students.
Student: But I want to call you.
Me: Too bad.
Student: Can I help you write grades in the gradebook?
Me: No, you can’t see the grades.
Student: But it’s for a different class.
Me: Yes, but you have friends in that class.
Student: No I don’t.
Me: Why don’t you? It’s good to have friends.
Student: I don’t need friends.
Me: Why not?
Student: Because I am a god.